Purely Platonic bedroom toast and jam service. American style, please, not that cold English toast.


In another story, the International Philosophers Union has downgraded Plato from a major to a minor philosopher, noting that most of his philosophy was just cribbed from Socrates. Plato will be the representative type of a new philosophical group to be called the "Platoids", including such names as Carl Reichenbach, Charles Pierce, Philip Albert Stadtler and Sun Yat Sen.

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The Devil offered me power. I told him I preferred aperture.