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Old 28-August-2008, 07:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Gillianren View Post
The link gives me a page of gibberish.
The link is to the Houston Chronicle. I've never heard the Chron accused of... well... okay... maybe I have heard it accused of printing gibberish now and then.

Anyhoo, it's basically two men in a car. The driver remarks that he really likes the car's new GPS because it tells them exactly where they are at all times.

The passenger asks if it tells their speed, too.

No, replies the driver, that would violate the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle.
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