It's only logical that these Micro black holes are made all the time in nature.


You see, I think I ate one as a child.
There it has remained in my belly, greedily devouring most of my food intake, requiring me to counteract it by eating even more.

I scare people with how much I put away at a sitting- and if that wasn't scary enough- I am hungry again ten minutes later. Eating like a horse- massive amounts and constantly.

I tried Weight Gainer- back when I was in the army.
Doubled the dosage even. Made no difference. Didn't even gain one pound.


A curse upon this Micro black hole. I can't wait until it s Does migrate to the center of the planet.