Now now.. unless you weren't entirely truthful about your identity, you have at least some skill in escorting juwelry to volcanos, combatting fierce enemies, and talking to trees.

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"Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge" -- Charles Darwin
"Your right to hold an opinion is not being contested. Your expectation that it be taken seriously is." -- Jason Thompson
Meet the OOONG TOE.