Which is why the DoPD (Department of Planetary Defense) is spending billions a year on smart Nerf weapons. You know, the ones with the little Nerf lasers in their noses, and the steerable Nerf vanes on the tails. I really look forward to the GPS-guided Nerf missiles.

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