-Due to overwhelming demand, US extends Presidential election season

- Michael Jackson to Play Barack Obama in Bioflick

-Russians Discover New Use for Ethanol: Fuel

-(from The Onion) Evolutionists Flock to Darwin-Shaped Wall Stain

-Swallows Skip San Juan Capistrano, Head for Laguna Beach

-Navy Subs Collide as Whales Send 'Back At Ya' Sonar Signals

-Oldest Man Eager to Relinquish Title

-Wisconsin State Fair Displays World's Smallest Cheese

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