Man makes millions aiding Nigerian lawyers move funds from Nigeria to the US.

Astronaut finds tool bag during space walk, "it just drifted up to me, not sure where it came from" she states.

In an effort to attract more customers, major airlines widen airplane seats in coach class.

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