Hmm. Out in the campgrounds an amateur astronomer and his wife woke up in their sleeping bags in the middle of the night.

The wife said "Wow look I can see the stars!"

"Yes," said the husband "It is incredible how many stars we can see out here in the country with no light pollution. You can see the Milky way and even all of the Messier Objects with the naked eye."

Wife: "Forget about all that, who stole our tent?"