Cats use this logic. "you get mad when you see me doing this. I'll be a good cat and make sure you won't ever see me doing this again. Next time, I'll do it out of your view."

Wim Mertens - We Are The Thieves -*- youtube
(live with strings, due to the power and softness the best combination he's ever done IMHO, more energetic and organic than on CD and not as harsh as with the wind instruments he used in the past)

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