I've got a genius idea for an Ig Nobel prize! Want to read my subject... it's pure genius!

THE EFFECT OF MUSIC ON THE TETRIS PLAYING ABILITIES OF OSTRICHES.

So? What do you think? Is this brilliant or not?

Post all your whacked out crazy ideas in here!

**Warning: It works better after a severe blow to the head if you can spare the blood!

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"...bartenders and shiny stuff and dreams are made of stooped necromancers he seems like a banana wrist having strayed too close to the constellations on their shaved skulls. The rain of frogs ended and a rain of blood comes down. "