What sits on your shoulder and squawks, "PIECES OF SEVEN! PIECES OF SEVEN!"
A parroty error.


And a true story : One year I took my now ex-girlfriend out into the countryside to watch the Leonid meteor shower through the sunroof of my car. The meteors weren't up to much so instead I pointed Jupiter out to her, straight ahead and about halfway up the sky. She said, "I'm too short, I can't see it. Can you move the car forward a bit?"


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