An alien lands in Washington D.C. and goes up to a lady on the street. "Excuse me, madam, but can you tell me how to get to the White House?"

"You have to run for it, just like everybody else."

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I want to go back to the moon.
I don't care which rocket you use, whichever one you pick, I'll like it, I swear.
"If you think the LHC will create black holes, you might as well believe Hobbits are at the bottom of your garden."- Dr. Mike Inglis
Rovers forever! - ToSeek