Top 5 Rejected NASA Outreach Ideas:

5) Paint pictures of Pokemon all over the shuttles.
4) Have the astronauts wear body glitter and fake fangs for interviews so people mistake them for vampires.
3) Merge with NASCAR.
2) Write badly spelled fan fiction "shipping" the various joint missions.
1) Treat the Administrator like a faceless spymaster and have him make speeches in shadowy profile.

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