I got a white car once. I chose it via a process of elimination, not the color. When asked if I liked the color, I said that it would hide the fact that I didn't wipe the snow off. The salesman went around the office telling everyone while I was there, trying to make me look like an idiot. I guess he didn't understand satire. Well, he was a used car salesman.

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"What you think you thought you saw you did not see." Agent J, MiB - Manhatten Bureau