Clearly, you've not seen the White House press briefing on Onion-Span 2 entitled "President to Face Down Monster Attack, Own Demons in Action Packed Schedule". (I'd link to it, but it contains some naughty words, so I don't know if the mods would be approving of that. A quick google flail on the terms president+monster+onion will yield the correct video, however. It absolutely nails the whole summer monster movie genre from the perspective of a White House press briefing, BTW.)

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