A lab chief, a postdoc, and a grad student were walking along a beach and they picked up an old lamp that was lying there. A genie popped out and said, "Normally, I give three wishes, but since you all freed me together, you're going to have to settle for one each."
The grad student said, "I want to be in a ski chalet in Switzerland, skiing and drinking with a bevy of ski bunnies." *poof* The genie transported him immediately to the site.
The postdoc thought for a moment and said, "I want to be on a beach in Rio, with a stable of cabana boys to ply me with drinks and tend to my every need. *poof* She was immediately whisked to said location.
The genie turned to the lab chief and asked for his wish. He said, "I want those two back in the lab after lunchtime!"
Nick
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