Okay, I must admit that I had to skip over some of that, so no medal for me.
But they called the Japanese diagram 3 dimensional! What do they think a 2-D diagram is supposed to look like. And have they ever seen the Perseid metero shower, or even heard of it. ](*,)
Have there been any astronomical events in the last decade or so that woo-woos haven't gone crazy about? :-k