JOHN F. KENNEDY: "Ask not what the road can do for the chicken, ask what the chicken can do for the road"

NEIL ARMSTRONG: "That's one small step on the road, one giant leap for chicken-kind"

JULIUS CAESAR: "I came to the road, I saw the road, I crossed the road"

PHIL PLAIT: "RCH has shown pictures of the road on Mars, but until he can use basic scientific method to actually show that a chicken has crossed it, I will continue to debunk his theories"

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