HB's: The chicken could not possibly have crossed the road... the needed technology wasn't adequate to have allowed such a venture at the time it was supposed to have crossed the road. When it realized that it did not have the means to make the crossing, a vast conspiracy was hatched involving tens of thousands so a chicken could be filmed crossing a fake road built to look like the real thing out at Area 51 in the Nevada desert!!

THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE!!!