ORIEL36:
There is no road! It's a fraud perpetratrated by the inventor of spacetime to obscure the true meaning of the equation of time!

[Lengthy quotes from the Principia omitted for brevity.]

CELESTIAL MECHANIC:
Well, here's a back-of-the-envelope calculation. First imagine a uniformly dense spherical chicken of radius R and density rho. [Remainder of lengthy computation omitted for brevity.]

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