Bad names
All those stars that got named after people as their birthday present, espcially when we get out there.
"I claim this planet, um... (do I have to say the name? all right...) I claim this planet, Peter Palmer IV (sigh) in the name of Planet Earth. Oh, bleep, there was no one named Peter Palmer, was there? It's like Al Kaholic or Diana Cancer."
Yes, yes, I know...
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