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Old 08-October-2004, 11:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Paul Beardsley
I'm bored, and in need of some good jokes.

But in the absence of good jokes, here's one of mine:

"My female android went to the Bahamas."

"Jamaica?"

"No, I bought her in Novatech."
Reminds me of a joke that was old when it made its (hopefully) final appearance on the Monkees show back in the 1960s:

"I just got back from Africa where I spent a lot of time playing cards with the natives."

"Oh, Zulus?"

"No, I usually won!"
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