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Originally Posted by Maksutov
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Originally Posted by Paul Beardsley
I'm bored, and in need of some good jokes.
But in the absence of good jokes, here's one of mine:
"My female android went to the Bahamas."
"Jamaica?"
"No, I bought her in Novatech."
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Reminds me of a joke that was old when it made its (hopefully) final appearance on the Monkees show back in the 1960s:
"I just got back from Africa where I spent a lot of time playing cards with the natives."
"Oh, Zulus?"
"No, I usually won!" |
Abbott and Costello:
"You don't have a very high IQ, a High IQ."
"Well, I IQ, too. I IQ, very much."
[Ducks a Tomato]
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