Well, I went there to cast my ballot and was sidetracked by this highly interesting - and astronomy related - article:

The continuing saga of J. Lo's butt
09/10/02 — I don't know how I overlooked it earlier this year while researching allegations that Jennifer Lopez insured her hindquarters for a billion dollars, but in any case I just found an item in the Weekly World News quoting a Swiss scientist who claims that the pop star's "hefty heinie" is the result of an alien implant, "most likely inserted during a UFO abduction." I'll wager it was the work of the same little green plastic surgeons responsible for Michael Jackson's face.

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