Explain how.
I could go on a rant about how it makes so much more sense for us to cluck like chickens than to speak English, if I wanted too. You know, so long as I don't try to explain my logic.

Here's something to ease your soul, though. The univese is ~13 gigayears old. Now, you just have to figure out if that's "gigga-" or "jigga-"

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