The linked website's a doosie.
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TELEPOTAION SOMETHING FROM NOTHING IS REAL TELEPORTION
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I wish I coud telepot things. If I coud, I would dole out huge teleportions.
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QUANTUM MAGNETIC MATH -1 + -1 = +2
OUR MATHEMATICS IS WRONG finding the Quantum gate
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No wonder I've been doing so poorly in my math classes lately. They've decided that the left hand of equations don't need to actually equal the right hand side!
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QUADRA LIGHT PYRAMID HARNESSING LIGHT
FINDING ZETA VECTORS AND SECTORS
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Newsflash: Light pyramid harnesses light! Incan pyramid harnesses Incans!
Page 2: Vectors, sectors, refectors, and other words that rhyme.
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THE BEST QUANTUM COMPUTER MOVIES!
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List includes every "computer controls humanity" movie ever! Except Event Horizon, since after watching Cube and Hypercube, EH will give you too many ideas involving self-mutilation.
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Knowing everything is knowing nothing
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So we've taken the reverse course, and have decided that since we don't know anything at all, we must posess all the knowledge in the cosmos.
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The quantitative computer and Modeling and Simulation Office
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AKA MS Office 2005
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Infinite Dynamics Computing ( ICD )
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I hear linux can do this in 5 seconds, flat.
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The most powerful question to ask A.I is:
1.How is a hammer connected to everything and what network map would it build for the next question.
2.Matter moves so fast that it intergreats and deintergreats faster
then any speed we can see it like water from a hose at real close speed it moves in -------- lines.
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3. Can you get from Kevin Bacon to Louis XIV in 3 steps or less?
No, but there is an x-factor, and an epsilon-delta method.
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What is the theory of R.O.M.?
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My theory is that it costs too much to get into the ROM*. It must be the cost of advertising on CDs and DVDs that keep pushing ticket prices up.
Well, that was fun. I'd be here all week to grab every headline, though...
* ROM: Royal Ontario Museum