Q: What is the life cycle of a star?

A: It is something that is studied very closely by science, because the unexamined life cycle isn't worth living.

Q: How do you measure the distance between Earth and the Sun?

A: String, Lots and lots of string.

Q: How do I build a model rocket?

A: Geez, just turn yourself in to Homeland Security right now and avoid the rush.

Q: What is a white hole?

A: Paris Hilton. Oh, wait, you said "hole"

Q: Will the sun go supernova in six years and destroy Earth?

A: Shhhhh!

Q: What color is each planet?

A: Reddish, gray, blue/green with bits of white and other colors, sickly yellow, pinky orange, blue, gray, some sort of green crap, milky janudiced something or other. The order is left as an exercise for the student. The Sol system is a decent one, but it's a fashion nightmare, darling.

Q: What color is Venus?

A: Oh, she's green with envy. She was at this, like, party on the Light Dimension, and she was flirting with that scamp Loki, and, like, Isis comes up all sultry like and steals him away from her! Oh, that- grrr! No wonder the icon for Isis is a cow!

Q: How far is each planet from Earth?

A: Vary far away. So far away from me, so far I just can’t see, so far away from me, you’re so far away from here.

Q: How critical is the Earth-Sun distance in maintaining our average temperatures on Earth?

A: Eh... there's some wiggle room.

Q: Is the distance from the Earth to the Sun changing?

A: YES! WE'RE CRASHING INTO THE SUN! AAAAAHHHHH! IT BUUURRRNNNSSSS!