Huygens at the Opera!
The usual food and beverage warnings apply!
In the spirit of the classic Bugs Bunny cartoon, What's Opera Doc? I offer Huygens at the Opera. The scene: a cold, desolate spot on Titan. In center stage, a space probe that has landed miraculously in one piece. Jerry and Lunatik take the stage, dressed in flowing robes, feathered headresses (no horns! no!) and a pair of VW hubcaps. They are each holding a spear. They burst into song!
(To the tune of "Ride of the Valkyries" from Wagner's Die Walküre)
Jerry:
I'm flogging the horsey, flogging the horsey, flogging the horsey, till it can't stand!
Instead of good science, instead of good science, instead of good science, I'll just wave my hand!
Both:
Hiya toe yo, ho! Hiya toe yo, ho!
Jerry:
Higher mass! Higher mass!
Lunatik:
Higher Gee-ee-ee-ee-ee!
Both:
Hiya toe yo, ho! Hiya toe yo, ho!
Jerry:
Higher mass! Higher mass!
Lunatik:
Higher Gee-ee-ee-ee-ee!
Jerry:
I don't have the data, I don't have the data, I don't have the data, they won't give it to me,
It's all part of NASA's, all part of NASA's, and also ESA's, conspiracy!
Both:
Hiya toe yo, ho! Hiya toe yo, ho!
Jerry:
Higher mass! Higher mass!
Lunatik:
Higher Gee-ee-ee-ee-ee!
[Repeat]
Lunatik:
G keeps getting bigger, G keeps getting bigger, G keeps getting bigger, linearly,
I can't do the math, and I can't do the science, it's axiomatic, just wait and see!
Both:
Hiya toe yo, ho! Hiya toe yo, ho!
Jerry:
Higher mass! Higher mass!
Lunatik:
Higher Gee-ee-ee-ee-ee!
[Repeat]
Jerry:
I'm flogging the horsey, flogging the horsey, flogging the horsey, till it can't stand!
Reading this drivel, reading this drivel, is more entertaining, than what you had planned!
Both:
Hiya toe yo, ho! Hiya toe yo, ho! etc.
=D>
Edited to add: No actual horses were harmed in writing this parody!
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