The Seven Tests of a Medicine Man

1. Show that you have some medicine, like aspirin or wolf nipple chips, or demonstrate that you know where such things can be procured.

2. Show that you are, indeed, a man. This test is slightly different for medicine women.

Tests 3-7 are to be determined extemporaneously while doing a very somber dance and reading aloud from The Physician's Desk Reference.

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