I, too, had to read those sites posted by VanderL. The more I read, the more I laughed!

I don't know much about the plasma end, but I can't believe that stars "birth" gas giants, which, in turn, spit out the rocky little planets. According to them, Saturn used to be the center of the solar system.
I also thought it a bit ludicrous that the electric universe people claim that DNA has nothing to do with how we look, electricity does though. Genetics is a pretty well understood in science.
Also, the ancients and their myths are moderately "true". Less than ten thousand years ago, man "saw" these lightning bolts between the planets. How else, did Zeus get his lightning bolt? Come On! I may have been born yesterday, but it wasn't last night!
If I came up with this theory, I would be laughed off this forum. Wacky would probably the nicest thing I would be called!