A robber and a smart man(kind of)
One day the Smart man was walking on the street, suddenly a M-man appear
M-man : Your life or your money $$$$?
S-man : what... my wife and my monkey?
M-man : Huury old man, give me your money or else I take away ur life?
S-man : what... take away my wife... she's home, you can call her.
M-man : :blink: You!!! :blink:
police come and M-man run away
Police : sir did you lost something
S-man : Oh, that man was so kind, he just want to say hello to my wife.

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We come without a thing and gone without a thing. We need simple life. A cup of teas and a couple of meals per day, that is good enough. And this is my standard of living.