*gasp* It must be true! Santa claus is going to be the chief of the new world order! He's corrupting innocent young children's minds with presents! Our only hope is to BAN CHRISTMAS ONCE AND FOR ALL!

- Irony, plus a bit too much coffee.

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"Went all the way to the Gap of Rohan only to discover that there is no Gap in Rohan... not even a Banana Republic!"