Here is what you do. Get some skeptics who are familiar with woo-woo-ism. Have them write the Weekly World News about how the Hurricanes are caused by (INSERT HOAX HERE) and how if we double NASA's budget--they will go away.

At least some good will be had when the blue-hairs who read such malarky (while watching wrestling with other grandmothers) call their representatives actually supporting NASA for a change.