Not a fan of sappy, or even power ballads in general. And not a fan of folks who yodel and drone on about how awful they have been treated, sorry Sinead.

I'm in Love with my Car - Queen

eclipsed by

I Love my Truck - Glenn Campbell

And I heard for the first time on the juke box recently Shania Twain singing:

If you want to touch her, ask.

(And I find out I am on the list of thousands who misheard the lyric. Google is your friend)

More seriously:

Landslide - Stevie Nicks or Dixie Chicks.