Avast! Triangleman may win against Particle Man every time, but if he values his loot, he'd better stay well clear of the North Atlantic. These be the traditional hunting grounds of the Dread Pirate Moose and don't ye forget it.

(My father drove a Cutlass when I was a but a wee powder monkey. Arr! Those be the days.)

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