Oh, I just remembered that Ford Focus commercial where this woman is "above" waiting in line by sneaking into the men's restroom and driving on the sidewalk while rolling her eyes at the poor deluded souls who, you know, follow road laws and don't run people down in their haste to get where they're going.

She could have at least pulled out a roll of Mentos to show she was a harmless scamp doing harmless scampy things. That would have made it all right.

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And you, to whom adversity has dealt the final blow
With smiling [faces] lyin' to ye' everywhere ye' go
Turn to, and put out all your strength of arm and heart and brain
And like the Mary Ellen Carter, rise again.