Any and all commercials that involve phone operators intentionally making your life harder.

Any and all commercials for prescription drugs.

Any and all commercials that say their claims are not proven by the FDA.

Any and all commercials wherein someone comes home from a long day at work and has to make dinner for people sitting around the house.

Any and all commercials for alcoholic beverages.

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Gillian

"Now everyone was giving her that kind of look UFOlogists get when they suddenly say, 'Hey, if you shade your eyes you can see it is just a flock of geese after all.'"

"You can't erase icing."

"I can't believe it doesn't work! I found it on the internet, man!"