That's cool. Here something about snooping just in.
The great axiom of privacy was always "a man's home is his castle." To which now would be appended, "If he needs a castle, he must be up to no good, so let's search the place and bring him in for questioning."

Maybe I'd better rehearse another conversation.

"Grandpa, what's 'privacy'?"

"Get out of the way, Andy. You're blocking my view of the television _ and its view of me."

http://www.infowars.com/articles/bb/...ye_privacy.htm At least it is humorous, I hope.