Well, I don't think "Polaris" is the ideal metaphor to start with. It might work if you're talking about a guidepost or something around which everything else rotates, but that's not the implication. Then you get into stars rising, and the whole analogy falls apart completely.

Btw, Mia and Nomar aren't married yet, just engaged. But there are some bizarre hyphenated names amongst some of the female players: Baumgardt-Yamada and Yankowski-Montgomery, to name two. I don't know how these fit on the jerseys!

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