Reminds me of a Dennis Miller bit:

A - "How do I know the color red is the same for me as it is for you?"

B - "OK, put the elephant bong down Momenschwanz, you're starting to scare me."

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Don of Borg - Cool, Calm, Collective.

"Within the next generation I believe that the world's leaders will discover that infant conditioning and narco-hypnosis are more efficient, as instruments of government, than clubs and prisons, and that the lust for power can be just as completely satisfied by suggesting people into loving their servitude as by flogging them and kicking them into obedience." -- Aldous Huxley