Man, Oswald had such an unlucky day. He was in Dealey Plaza when the President was shot and he was in SW Dallas when Tippit was shot in SW Dallas. And dang, the cops found the Tippit-shooting pistol on him when he was arrested, and they found his Carcano in the Book Depository. What an unlucky day. I hate when things like that happen to me. And man, if a guy sneaks into a movie theater with a pistol, and without buying a ticket, and he gets into trouble for it, what is this country coming to! It used to be that we could sneak into movie theaters with machine guns, grenades, and bazooks, and never buy a ticket, and the cops would leave us alone. And we could take our sniper’s rifles to work and never get into trouble for it. The good old days are just gone forever.