Another Judging Amy quote: "Hey, Charles Hanson was a misunderstood musician and poet!" (The character who says this is reprimanded for wearing a Charles Manson t-shirt while looking for an apartment. The next line is something like, "Charles Manson is a mass murderer.")

And his plan wasn't written, exactly, but was in fact based on a combination of his interpretation of the Book of Revelation and the Beatles' White Album. And, no, it wasn't especially coherent. It was, however, weirder than most supervillain plots to rule the world could ever dream of being.

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Gillian

"Now everyone was giving her that kind of look UFOlogists get when they suddenly say, 'Hey, if you shade your eyes you can see it is just a flock of geese after all.'"

"You can't erase icing."

"I can't believe it doesn't work! I found it on the internet, man!"