So, no, then, you couldn't?

My friend Heather refers to things like this as making her brain smooth--instead of increasing the wrinkles, like things that stimulate your brain do. I just think the whole thing's a sad state of affairs, that people are willing to create such tortured logic (how many paid actors were there in lower Manhattan that day?) rather than accept that maybe, just maybe, the government could actually be telling the truth once in a while.

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Gillian

"Now everyone was giving her that kind of look UFOlogists get when they suddenly say, 'Hey, if you shade your eyes you can see it is just a flock of geese after all.'"

"You can't erase icing."

"I can't believe it doesn't work! I found it on the internet, man!"