My favorite from the book was the "Are you a magician?" bit. To long for here though.

My favorite short one:

Guy walking thru the edge of the surf, coming up the beach. Lady asks "Went for a morning swim heh?"

His snappy answer:

"No, I just strolled over from Europe."

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Don of Borg - Cool, Calm, Collective.

"Within the next generation I believe that the world's leaders will discover that infant conditioning and narco-hypnosis are more efficient, as instruments of government, than clubs and prisons, and that the lust for power can be just as completely satisfied by suggesting people into loving their servitude as by flogging them and kicking them into obedience." -- Aldous Huxley