"Ahh Thorgon. This is the perfect planet to film our new galactic reality series Munching on the Natives."

"I bet these two legged creatures taste like chicken!"

"This planet is a little too dry, but we can fix that."

"Yes honey, this one has a lot of potential. We'll need to scrape it down to the mantle, but it'll fix up real nice like."

"No, no, no! This is all wrong. In fact, we'd better disinfect so nothing on it spreads."