"So this is planet Hooston."

"Hey, I'm just back to retrieve the plutonium sample I left in your refrigerator last week."

"Why...yes...thank...you...I...would...like...a... knuckle...sandwich."

"Yosemite Saaaam, Of Outer [kaboom] -- space?"

"Oooooo! I knew I shouldn't have sent ZX13; he's the stupidest robot I've got!"

"And don't even think of planting a bug in the Mac OS of our mothership's computers. We saw Independence Day and switched to Linux."

"Well, let's put it this way: The Force is definitely NOT with you losers."

"Please excuse, only us want 0.778 and Capitan Janeway. We go back to Delta Quadrant then."

"Thus saith the Lord: Pro wrestling is real."

"My client was seriously injured when one of the Saturn V third stages you negligently left in solar orbit hit his spacecraft. Here is my card and please have your insurance adjuster contact me immediately."

"Are all your astronomers very, very, very tiny or do they only look that way from our side of the telescope?"

"By, your, command." [zhroom, zhroom]

"We are here because we understand prescription drugs are much cheaper on your planet."

"Greetings, Starfighter! Prepare to take on Xur and the Ko-Dan Armada!"

"Hi, I'm with the Dominion and I'm here to help you."

"Harcourt Fenton Mudd! You dirty lowdown ..."

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