All the following facts* are have been throughly checked by the Casus Belli college of amazing things. A non-profit making organization (Worse luck)

The "Addidas" spider will disguise itself as a football so that it can eat all of Scotlands best footballers. It was very succesful but is now in danger of starvation.

Spiders kill and consume an estimated 65 million Australians annually, which serves the smug bronzed gits right. However "Neighbours" still pollutes our TV screens nightly.

The Iberian towel spider disguises its web to look exactly like a large towel, which it drapes over sun loungers. The Iberian towel spider lives entirely on German Tourists.

The only non vemonous spider in the world is the Scottish "See you Jimmy" spider which headbutts its victims to death.

Gather together 100 000 money spiders and they will link together to create a perfect scale model of Jennifer Lopez's bottom. Scientists studying this behaviour theorize that the spiders do this "Because they can"




*My legal dept have advised me to change this to "Some utter tosh I made up while bored one rainy afternoon"

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