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Santa claus and the easter bunny are part of the govt. conspiracy to create a false sense of security and distract people from the truth. The holiday lights and tree hunting for Christmas is just to cause so much light pollution in the skies to blot out any sign of Planet X.

The chocolate given by the easter bunny is to cause stomach aches and shugar rushes so all images of Planet X seen in the sky is given to sugar delusion and immediately forgotted.

And don't get me going on that great Irish holiday. :-)

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