I'm not gullible because I'm a Leo.--Actually said to me by a co-worker

did you laugh at her? him? right then or think about it later? I'd have gone home and figured out the irony only to spend the entire evening laughing at that peron's sillinness.


I have one like that:

In 11th grade I was in the band. Every Friday night we played at the High School Football Game. The first game of the year was in another town so we put 200 kids on buses. The band payed for our dinner at a Lubys. Of course I was in the back of the line with my new freshman girlfriend and her friends. Can't leave her standing alone

Well, the girl in front of us, also freshman, was quite blond. And during the long wait (200 people remember) She was telling us about how she's a vegetarian and despises people that eat meat. That went on for a while until the subject changed. The, we turn towards the food and guess what? She gets something from the meat server! I comment, "what about all that you just told us?" She replies that chicken isn't meat because it doesn't have any protein. DOH.... Talk about dumb, but that wasn't the worst....

wait for it....



She had ordered Chicken Fried Steak. LOL

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