On 21 December, 2012, the South Pole will be as close to pointing toward the Sun as it gets all year! It will be the end . . . of the season, just like it is every year. Also, I will be having my Yule party.

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Gillian

"Now everyone was giving her that kind of look UFOlogists get when they suddenly say, 'Hey, if you shade your eyes you can see it is just a flock of geese after all.'"

"You can't erase icing."

"I can't believe it doesn't work! I found it on the internet, man!"